1 00:00:04,867 --> 00:00:06,033 - Hey. - Hey, babe. 2 00:00:06,135 --> 00:00:08,831 - I'm making shakshuka. - Oh, smells good. 3 00:00:08,933 --> 00:00:10,363 Oh, paprika? 4 00:00:10,465 --> 00:00:12,068 You got to warn a guy. 5 00:00:12,170 --> 00:00:13,569 Hey, you know that huge tree 6 00:00:13,671 --> 00:00:15,206 at the edge of the property, the really old one? 7 00:00:15,308 --> 00:00:16,944 I heard the neighbors are gonna cut it down. 8 00:00:17,046 --> 00:00:19,613 What? But that's been there for centuries. 9 00:00:19,715 --> 00:00:22,145 Who cuts down a beautiful tree? 10 00:00:22,247 --> 00:00:24,239 When I was a girl, I would while away afternoons 11 00:00:24,341 --> 00:00:25,980 in its glorious shade. 12 00:00:26,082 --> 00:00:27,440 I was even married under that tree. 13 00:00:27,542 --> 00:00:29,144 You know what, cut it down. 14 00:00:29,246 --> 00:00:30,583 We could protest. 15 00:00:30,685 --> 00:00:34,245 In my day, we were always protesting to protect the environment. 16 00:00:34,347 --> 00:00:37,153 Once, I took acid to save the snow leopards. 17 00:00:37,255 --> 00:00:39,351 Wait, are there still snow leopards? 18 00:00:39,453 --> 00:00:41,827 - Yeah. - You're welcome. 19 00:00:41,930 --> 00:00:44,320 Thor not understand. Is just one tree. 20 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:46,147 So many more like it. 21 00:00:46,249 --> 00:00:47,818 There's one there. 22 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:49,516 And there. And there. 23 00:00:49,619 --> 00:00:51,584 He's gonna point out every tree, isn't he? 24 00:00:51,686 --> 00:00:53,749 Sam, you have to do something. Please. 25 00:00:53,852 --> 00:00:55,655 Okay, I will go talk to the neighbors, 26 00:00:55,757 --> 00:00:58,159 see if there's some way we can save the tree. 27 00:00:58,261 --> 00:00:59,830 There's another large one there. 28 00:00:59,931 --> 00:01:01,793 - Oh, that's a telephone pole. - It same! 29 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:02,927 Okay. 30 00:01:08,124 --> 00:01:09,786 Hey, Thor. 31 00:01:10,522 --> 00:01:12,624 You like Flower, right? 32 00:01:12,726 --> 00:01:15,493 Yes, but Flower not ready for two-person commitment. 33 00:01:15,595 --> 00:01:18,897 And Pete too cowardly and selfish to be third. 34 00:01:18,999 --> 00:01:20,629 Oh, sorry, big guy. 35 00:01:20,731 --> 00:01:22,858 But that commitment stuff is just an excuse. 36 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,261 It means she doesn't like you enough. 37 00:01:25,363 --> 00:01:26,596 Yet. 38 00:01:26,698 --> 00:01:28,600 She's giving you an opening 39 00:01:28,703 --> 00:01:30,302 with this environmentalism stuff. 40 00:01:30,403 --> 00:01:31,835 What do you mean, "opening"? 41 00:01:31,937 --> 00:01:35,404 Chicks like it when you're into the stuff that they're into. 42 00:01:35,506 --> 00:01:36,805 Like, when I was alive, 43 00:01:36,907 --> 00:01:38,507 there was this nail polish brand that had 44 00:01:38,546 --> 00:01:40,374 all these clever names for different colors. 45 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:44,610 Like, Make Your Mauve and Orange You Cuticle. 46 00:01:44,712 --> 00:01:46,943 Anyway, I memorized all of them. 47 00:01:47,045 --> 00:01:49,012 And when I saw some hottie at a bar, 48 00:01:49,114 --> 00:01:51,282 I would correctly guess which one she had on, 49 00:01:51,384 --> 00:01:53,052 and boom, I was in. 50 00:01:53,154 --> 00:01:54,485 You see what I'm saying? 51 00:01:54,587 --> 00:01:57,223 You mean that if Thor take interest 52 00:01:57,325 --> 00:01:59,521 in thing Flower into, like trees, 53 00:01:59,623 --> 00:02:01,920 then Flower fall in love with Thor? 54 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:04,526 That's what I'm talking about. Yes! 55 00:02:04,628 --> 00:02:07,364 Yes, Thor think Trevor very wise man. 56 00:02:07,466 --> 00:02:09,561 Thank you. Can you start telling people that? 57 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,437 Because I say smart things, 58 00:02:11,538 --> 00:02:13,935 but people can't get past the fact that I'm not wearing pants. 59 00:02:14,037 --> 00:02:15,664 You are like Odin... 60 00:02:15,766 --> 00:02:18,337 wisest god... if Odin's butt cheeks 61 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,037 always visible every time he bend over. 62 00:02:20,139 --> 00:02:22,144 Okay. I'm out. 63 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:26,477 Hi! We're your neighbors. 64 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:28,777 - I'm Sam, and this is my husband, Jay. - Hi. 65 00:02:28,879 --> 00:02:30,850 Hi, nice to meet you. I'm-I'm June and this is Ally. 66 00:02:30,952 --> 00:02:33,411 And this is our arborist Ted. 67 00:02:33,514 --> 00:02:35,610 - Hi there. - Hello, Ted. 68 00:02:35,713 --> 00:02:37,413 The June and Ally? 69 00:02:37,515 --> 00:02:39,489 As in, Cover Crop Farms? 70 00:02:39,591 --> 00:02:41,015 That's us. 71 00:02:41,117 --> 00:02:42,825 They're, like, the biggest organic farmers in the area. 72 00:02:42,927 --> 00:02:45,355 I'm geeking out. 73 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:46,819 Sam, can we get to the tree, please? 74 00:02:46,921 --> 00:02:48,819 Anyway. The reason we came to talk to you 75 00:02:48,921 --> 00:02:51,053 is because we really love this tree, 76 00:02:51,155 --> 00:02:53,562 and we were hoping to talk you into keeping it. 77 00:02:53,664 --> 00:02:54,963 Yeah, we love the tree, too, but Ted says 78 00:02:55,026 --> 00:02:57,065 it probably won't live that much longer, 79 00:02:57,166 --> 00:02:58,860 unfortunately, so we're... 80 00:02:58,962 --> 00:03:00,633 - we're cutting it down. - Boo! 81 00:03:00,735 --> 00:03:02,367 Although I support your women-owned business, 82 00:03:02,469 --> 00:03:04,373 but boo to the tree thing! 83 00:03:04,475 --> 00:03:07,132 Well, aren't there things you could do to help the tree? 84 00:03:07,234 --> 00:03:09,167 Listen, we just don't want it to damage our work shed. 85 00:03:09,269 --> 00:03:12,145 Tell them the tree has special significance to the Lenape. 86 00:03:12,247 --> 00:03:13,839 The thing is, this tree actually has 87 00:03:13,941 --> 00:03:16,278 special significance to the native Lenape. 88 00:03:16,380 --> 00:03:18,875 Really? Well, why do you think that? 89 00:03:18,977 --> 00:03:21,275 See those markings? I made those, Sam. 90 00:03:21,377 --> 00:03:24,850 For one thing, those markings are definitely Lenape. 91 00:03:24,952 --> 00:03:25,952 Really? 92 00:03:26,046 --> 00:03:27,282 The marks represent the 13 dialects 93 00:03:27,384 --> 00:03:29,015 of the Lenape language. 94 00:03:29,117 --> 00:03:33,056 Uh, yes, they represent the 13 dialects of the Lenape language. 95 00:03:33,158 --> 00:03:34,225 How-how do you know that? 96 00:03:34,327 --> 00:03:36,852 Uh, 'cause my best friend is Lenape. 97 00:03:36,954 --> 00:03:38,296 - Oh! - What the hell, man? 98 00:03:38,398 --> 00:03:40,228 So now Sass is your best friend? 99 00:03:40,228 --> 00:03:42,430 I mean, my good friend. 100 00:03:42,532 --> 00:03:46,064 I have a lot of friends who I like equally. 101 00:03:46,166 --> 00:03:47,566 - Okay. - Okay. 102 00:03:47,668 --> 00:03:50,634 The point is, this tree is just really important. 103 00:03:50,736 --> 00:03:52,631 No one loves nature and respects indigenous people 104 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:54,602 - more than we do. - Mm-hmm. 105 00:03:54,705 --> 00:03:56,134 But this tree needs to come down. 106 00:03:56,134 --> 00:03:58,311 And that's not us saying it. That's Ted. 107 00:03:58,413 --> 00:04:01,006 He gets paid, like, two grand to make these calls. 108 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:02,438 So... 109 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:04,408 Rich and handsome. 110 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:06,710 If only he were dead. 111 00:04:06,812 --> 00:04:08,947 Oh, uh, hi there, Flower. 112 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,645 Oh, hey, Thor. 113 00:04:10,747 --> 00:04:13,043 So, how about the environment, huh? 114 00:04:13,146 --> 00:04:14,981 - What about it? - Just listing things 115 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:17,046 that I deeply care about, like the environment. 116 00:04:17,149 --> 00:04:20,753 - So you like Thor better now? - What? 117 00:04:20,855 --> 00:04:22,920 It's just that, um, Thor like what you like, 118 00:04:23,022 --> 00:04:26,022 and oftentimes that leads to woman being happy. 119 00:04:26,124 --> 00:04:28,831 Okay, well, you haven't actually said anything 120 00:04:28,933 --> 00:04:30,563 about the environment. 121 00:04:30,665 --> 00:04:32,831 Like, what specifically are you concerned about? 122 00:04:32,933 --> 00:04:34,868 Um... 123 00:04:34,971 --> 00:04:37,431 Thor like your nails. Yes. 124 00:04:37,533 --> 00:04:39,200 and, uh, recognize color. 125 00:04:39,302 --> 00:04:40,630 Orange You Cuticle. 126 00:04:40,732 --> 00:04:42,164 I think that's blood 127 00:04:42,266 --> 00:04:44,171 from when I tried to fend off the bear. 128 00:04:44,273 --> 00:04:46,105 Yes, well, it's working. 129 00:04:46,207 --> 00:04:47,842 - Mm. - Cool. 130 00:04:47,943 --> 00:04:49,035 I'm gonna... 131 00:04:49,138 --> 00:04:50,909 - walk into another room now. - That's... 132 00:04:55,051 --> 00:04:56,848 I'm so bummed about the tree. 133 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,677 Well, isn't there anything you can do to change their minds? 134 00:04:58,779 --> 00:05:00,383 In my day, if one wanted change, 135 00:05:00,485 --> 00:05:01,846 one would put pen to parchment. 136 00:05:01,949 --> 00:05:03,985 It was my letters that inspired the public 137 00:05:04,087 --> 00:05:06,685 to demand a second watering trough outside the statehouse. 138 00:05:06,857 --> 00:05:09,293 Hamilton wrote 51 Federalist Papers 139 00:05:09,395 --> 00:05:10,790 and saved the Constitution. 140 00:05:10,892 --> 00:05:12,589 Just to further prove your point. 141 00:05:12,691 --> 00:05:13,959 Thank you, Peter. 142 00:05:14,061 --> 00:05:16,168 The ghosts are suggesting that I write an op-ed 143 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:17,993 to put the pressure on June and Ally. 144 00:05:18,096 --> 00:05:20,527 Write your way out. Like Hamilton. 145 00:05:20,629 --> 00:05:22,533 Oh, come on. 146 00:05:22,635 --> 00:05:24,273 Okay, I have a lot of ideas. 147 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:26,100 And it's gonna be a really great op-ed, 148 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:29,204 but I'm gonna need some time to write it. 149 00:05:29,306 --> 00:05:30,375 Babe... 150 00:05:30,477 --> 00:05:32,005 Which means somebody has to make sure 151 00:05:32,107 --> 00:05:34,176 they don't cut the tree down in the meantime. 152 00:05:34,278 --> 00:05:37,072 Absolutely not. 153 00:05:37,175 --> 00:05:40,208 Hey, guys. I'm so sorry about this 154 00:05:40,310 --> 00:05:42,879 and I hope it doesn't affect our friendship. Oh! 155 00:05:42,982 --> 00:05:44,748 I can see your sunchokes from up here. 156 00:05:44,851 --> 00:05:47,944 They look great, so congrats on those. 157 00:05:51,358 --> 00:05:53,758 - So, how'd it go? - Great. I pitched the op-ed 158 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:55,083 to The Ulster County Review and they loved it. 159 00:05:55,164 --> 00:05:57,367 They're publishing it on their website tonight. 160 00:05:57,469 --> 00:05:58,666 Babe, that's amazing. 161 00:05:58,768 --> 00:06:00,438 - Thanks. - Champagne. 162 00:06:00,540 --> 00:06:01,574 Oh, I don't need any. 163 00:06:01,676 --> 00:06:03,368 I do. I was in a tree all day. 164 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:05,638 The Ulster County Review. 165 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:07,948 So did you see anybody else while you were there? 166 00:06:08,050 --> 00:06:11,489 Any 500-year-old female Lenape ghosts, perhaps? 167 00:06:11,591 --> 00:06:14,260 Hmm. Could you be more specific? 168 00:06:14,362 --> 00:06:15,428 Sam, just tell me. 169 00:06:15,530 --> 00:06:17,128 Yes, I did see Shiki. 170 00:06:18,637 --> 00:06:21,971 Oh, hey. So funny running into you. 171 00:06:22,073 --> 00:06:24,006 Really? I've been here hundreds of years. 172 00:06:24,108 --> 00:06:26,008 Had to think there was a decent chance. 173 00:06:26,111 --> 00:06:28,077 No, I mean because I'm actually writing 174 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,686 an op-ed that would interest you. 175 00:06:30,788 --> 00:06:33,516 Just working on a pitch. So nervous. 176 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:38,092 - She says hi. - Oh. Nice. 177 00:06:38,194 --> 00:06:40,734 I mean, that's cool, uh, no big deal. 178 00:06:40,837 --> 00:06:42,334 You know? Either way would have been fine. 179 00:06:42,436 --> 00:06:44,839 And I'm cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 180 00:06:44,941 --> 00:06:46,935 Get a hold of yourself, man. 181 00:06:47,037 --> 00:06:48,276 Sorry. 182 00:06:50,014 --> 00:06:54,386 Oh, dear, two men hunched over Samantha's lap computer. 183 00:06:54,488 --> 00:06:56,956 I know better than to look at what's on that screen. 184 00:06:57,058 --> 00:06:59,496 Relax, it's a bunch of nature stuff. 185 00:06:59,598 --> 00:07:00,867 Picture of a baby seal. 186 00:07:00,969 --> 00:07:03,836 I don't care what you're into, you deviants. 187 00:07:03,939 --> 00:07:05,168 No, Trevor help Thor look up stuff 188 00:07:05,270 --> 00:07:07,105 about environment to impress Flower. 189 00:07:07,207 --> 00:07:10,981 We have cut forests, dirty seabirds, a river on fire. 190 00:07:11,083 --> 00:07:13,312 That one actually pretty cool. 191 00:07:13,414 --> 00:07:14,520 It says here the ocean heating up 192 00:07:14,622 --> 00:07:15,785 is threatening marine life. 193 00:07:15,887 --> 00:07:17,889 Cod lives in ocean. 194 00:07:17,991 --> 00:07:20,861 And also herring lives in ocean. 195 00:07:20,963 --> 00:07:23,727 And salmon. And haddock and... 196 00:07:23,829 --> 00:07:26,202 Now he's gonna name all the fishes, isn't he? 197 00:07:26,304 --> 00:07:28,000 They are in danger due to hot oceans. 198 00:07:28,102 --> 00:07:30,846 - Very bad! - I'm confused. 199 00:07:30,948 --> 00:07:32,278 Now you actually care about the environment? 200 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:35,345 What began as mission to win one woman's heart 201 00:07:35,447 --> 00:07:41,864 has morphed into mission to save the planet! 202 00:07:44,967 --> 00:07:48,164 Now, if I wanted to look up... 203 00:07:48,266 --> 00:07:50,475 "stable boys... " 204 00:07:50,577 --> 00:07:52,375 is that in there? 205 00:07:55,945 --> 00:07:57,952 Uh, Sam, why is Jay just hanging out in the kitchen? 206 00:07:58,054 --> 00:07:59,949 Yeah, who's watching the tree? 207 00:08:00,052 --> 00:08:02,696 Oh, don't worry, I have Isaac over there acting as lookout. 208 00:08:02,798 --> 00:08:04,460 If anybody comes to do anything... 209 00:08:04,562 --> 00:08:06,700 He'll scream silently and invisibly at them. 210 00:08:06,802 --> 00:08:07,803 He will come and tell us. 211 00:08:07,835 --> 00:08:09,738 Babe, good news! 212 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,037 Your article is trending. 213 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:13,020 Well, I mean, locally. 214 00:08:13,122 --> 00:08:14,489 In between "missing cow" 215 00:08:14,591 --> 00:08:16,162 and "weatherman with a secret family." 216 00:08:16,264 --> 00:08:18,365 - Nice! - Well, not for the cow's owner 217 00:08:18,467 --> 00:08:21,170 or the weatherman's wife, but sure, enjoy your moment. 218 00:08:21,272 --> 00:08:23,605 I don't understand. What does this mean, "trending"? 219 00:08:23,708 --> 00:08:26,579 It means we're turning the pressure up on June and Ally. 220 00:08:26,681 --> 00:08:28,205 Now everybody will know 221 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,584 that they're trying to destroy a piece of Lenape history. 222 00:08:30,686 --> 00:08:31,686 Cool. 223 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:33,420 - Move him, please. - Jay, move. 224 00:08:33,522 --> 00:08:36,559 I have news from the front. The op-ed worked. 225 00:08:36,661 --> 00:08:38,932 Sam has rallied the public who now march in protest. 226 00:08:39,034 --> 00:08:41,097 Jay, people are protesting at the tree. 227 00:08:41,199 --> 00:08:42,399 We got to go check it out. 228 00:08:42,502 --> 00:08:44,672 Wow. This is becoming a big deal, huh? 229 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:45,843 Hell yeah, it is. 230 00:08:45,844 --> 00:08:48,178 The power of the pen... it's mightier than the sword. 231 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,715 Not if it's a plus-two magic sword. 232 00:08:49,818 --> 00:08:51,247 Those are pretty powerful. 233 00:08:51,349 --> 00:08:53,479 - What? - It's a D and D thing. 234 00:08:53,581 --> 00:08:55,553 You don't deserve Jay. 235 00:09:00,095 --> 00:09:01,463 Everything okay? 236 00:09:01,565 --> 00:09:05,369 I would have expected you to be a little more excited, no? 237 00:09:05,472 --> 00:09:07,073 Yeah. I mean, it's good, you know? 238 00:09:07,145 --> 00:09:09,208 - Save the Lenape tree. - Sass? 239 00:09:09,310 --> 00:09:11,680 - What's going on? - All right. 240 00:09:11,782 --> 00:09:13,114 Um... 241 00:09:13,216 --> 00:09:15,287 I may have exaggerated 242 00:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,926 the tree being significant to the Lenape. 243 00:09:18,028 --> 00:09:19,260 I mean, it's significant to me, 244 00:09:19,362 --> 00:09:20,797 and I'm Lenape, so in that sense... 245 00:09:20,899 --> 00:09:23,333 - You lied? - Yep, uh-huh. 246 00:09:23,435 --> 00:09:25,570 So what is the significance of the tree? 247 00:09:25,672 --> 00:09:27,338 Um... 248 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:29,501 you promise you won't make fun of me? 249 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:31,174 You have our word. 250 00:09:31,276 --> 00:09:33,183 It's my Shiki tree. 251 00:09:33,285 --> 00:09:35,888 So, when I was alive, I would make a mark 252 00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:39,027 every time we had an encounter. 253 00:09:39,129 --> 00:09:41,826 "Encounter", like, times you did it? 254 00:09:41,928 --> 00:09:43,400 No... 255 00:09:43,502 --> 00:09:45,768 - Made out? - Not exactly. 256 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:50,071 Uh, it's the times that she... 257 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:52,272 said hi to me. 258 00:09:52,374 --> 00:09:53,583 Oy gevalt. 259 00:09:53,685 --> 00:09:55,509 - Hey. - Hey. 260 00:09:55,611 --> 00:09:58,312 - Hi. - Hey. 261 00:09:58,415 --> 00:10:00,358 Hi! 262 00:10:02,093 --> 00:10:03,461 I think it's sweet. 263 00:10:03,563 --> 00:10:05,766 I mean, sad and pathetic, but also so sweet. 264 00:10:05,868 --> 00:10:07,070 This is sick. 265 00:10:07,172 --> 00:10:09,030 "Hi's"? You don't mark down "hi's." 266 00:10:09,132 --> 00:10:10,374 And this is why I didn't want to share it. 267 00:10:10,374 --> 00:10:11,869 You got to tell Sam the truth, Sass. 268 00:10:11,971 --> 00:10:14,212 Do I? So some protesters showed up. 269 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,145 So what? Maybe they'll save a tree. 270 00:10:16,247 --> 00:10:17,348 Isn't that a good thing? 271 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,421 - That's true. - Well, maybe, I guess. 272 00:10:19,523 --> 00:10:22,917 So was "hi" like a more sexual thing back then? 273 00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:24,730 - And I'm done. - Buddy, no! 274 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:25,997 What am I missing? 275 00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:28,294 I want to be on your side! 276 00:10:29,298 --> 00:10:32,307 And once you got all that dirt up to the surface... 277 00:10:32,409 --> 00:10:34,703 How long you watch TV? 278 00:10:34,805 --> 00:10:36,540 Uses much electricity. 279 00:10:36,642 --> 00:10:38,516 Bad for environment. 280 00:10:41,354 --> 00:10:43,022 Hey! We were watching that! 281 00:10:43,124 --> 00:10:44,786 Dude! Not cool. 282 00:10:44,888 --> 00:10:47,166 What not cool is wasting energy. 283 00:10:47,268 --> 00:10:49,203 Really, Thor? This is getting tiresome. 284 00:10:49,305 --> 00:10:51,436 You are becoming the party guest who overindulges 285 00:10:51,538 --> 00:10:53,506 in cocaine and traps one in the corner, 286 00:10:53,608 --> 00:10:55,673 going on and on about Gilbert and Sullivan. 287 00:10:55,775 --> 00:10:57,910 That was you. I was there, as ghost. 288 00:10:58,012 --> 00:11:00,082 Well, then allow me to be your cautionary tale. 289 00:11:00,184 --> 00:11:02,422 Dude, you need to relax. 290 00:11:02,524 --> 00:11:05,219 Relax? Sort of like how you relax on private jet, 291 00:11:05,321 --> 00:11:07,929 spewing toxins into the air on way to spring break? 292 00:11:08,031 --> 00:11:09,400 That was legendary. 293 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,300 We went to a foam party on South Padre Island. 294 00:11:12,402 --> 00:11:15,242 And, you, worst of all. 295 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:17,838 Industrial Revolution start of everything. 296 00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:19,974 Thor read about dark seductress, 297 00:11:20,076 --> 00:11:21,818 buried deep within the Earth. 298 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,985 Her name is... 299 00:11:24,087 --> 00:11:27,053 coal. 300 00:11:27,822 --> 00:11:30,190 We did get really into coal. 301 00:11:30,292 --> 00:11:32,269 Both of you lived selfish lives, endangered Earth. 302 00:11:32,371 --> 00:11:34,262 You should be ashamed of yourselves. 303 00:11:34,364 --> 00:11:37,804 Dude, I hear you. But have you seen a stewardess on a private jet? 304 00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:40,045 We're talking 1 Oak bottle service level. 305 00:11:40,147 --> 00:11:41,783 And not Wednesdays. 306 00:11:41,885 --> 00:11:43,984 Weekend 1 Oak. 307 00:11:45,391 --> 00:11:46,488 Protect Lenape culture! 308 00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,818 Protect Lenape culture! 309 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,164 Protect Lenape culture! 310 00:11:51,266 --> 00:11:53,097 It's so good to be protesting again. 311 00:11:53,199 --> 00:11:54,799 Flower, boundary. 312 00:11:56,709 --> 00:11:57,766 Whoa. 313 00:11:57,868 --> 00:11:59,107 Look at all these people. 314 00:11:59,209 --> 00:12:00,846 Hey, uh, guys. 315 00:12:00,948 --> 00:12:02,280 Hi. 316 00:12:02,382 --> 00:12:04,383 I know this is a bit much, but we all 317 00:12:04,485 --> 00:12:06,480 just really care about the tree. 318 00:12:06,582 --> 00:12:07,719 We can tell. 319 00:12:07,822 --> 00:12:09,393 Support Sam, she's a hero! 320 00:12:09,393 --> 00:12:11,960 Oh, come on, I don't know about hero. 321 00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:14,198 I mean, I was the one who climbed up in the tree. 322 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,304 Don't see a lot of Jay signs. 323 00:12:17,408 --> 00:12:18,408 - Hi. - Hi. 324 00:12:18,409 --> 00:12:22,009 My name is Bob. I'm with the Hudson Valley Lenape Cultural Center. 325 00:12:22,111 --> 00:12:23,148 Oh, hi. 326 00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:24,251 You're the author of the op-ed? 327 00:12:24,315 --> 00:12:25,710 I am. And honestly, 328 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,153 I was happy to do it. 329 00:12:27,255 --> 00:12:28,488 Well, the thing is, I'm afraid 330 00:12:28,590 --> 00:12:29,884 you might not have all your facts straight. 331 00:12:29,884 --> 00:12:31,285 Really? 332 00:12:31,387 --> 00:12:33,388 Well, as you note in your article, you said 333 00:12:33,490 --> 00:12:36,969 these markings represent the 13 dialects of the Lenape. 334 00:12:37,071 --> 00:12:38,362 That's correct. 335 00:12:38,464 --> 00:12:40,970 The Lenape language only has two modern dialects. 336 00:12:41,072 --> 00:12:43,704 It's possible that we might've had more in the past, 337 00:12:43,807 --> 00:12:44,875 but nowhere near 13. 338 00:12:44,977 --> 00:12:46,476 I hate to quibble with you, Bob, 339 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:48,352 but I do have it on pretty good authority 340 00:12:48,454 --> 00:12:50,584 that there were 13 dialects. 341 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:53,590 Right. And I'm telling you that's not the case. 342 00:12:53,692 --> 00:12:54,959 Sass, you got to get in there. 343 00:12:55,061 --> 00:12:56,666 She's about to back down. It'll be fine. 344 00:12:56,768 --> 00:12:58,369 It's cool that he knows this stuff though, isn't it? 345 00:12:58,471 --> 00:13:00,735 Look, I appreciate that you come 346 00:13:00,837 --> 00:13:02,740 from a place of experience, but... 347 00:13:02,842 --> 00:13:04,775 Uh, sorry, just to, uh, just to clarify, 348 00:13:04,877 --> 00:13:07,281 uh, so you're telling, uh, Bob here, 349 00:13:07,383 --> 00:13:08,945 who, uh... just checking... 350 00:13:09,047 --> 00:13:10,417 - is Lenape? - That's right. 351 00:13:10,519 --> 00:13:11,819 You're telling that guy, 352 00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,554 that he doesn't know what he's talking about? 353 00:13:13,657 --> 00:13:15,395 Well... I'm... 354 00:13:15,497 --> 00:13:19,101 Hey, just a heads up, this is starting to look a little Karen-y. 355 00:13:19,204 --> 00:13:21,296 - Sass! - Okay, fine. 356 00:13:21,398 --> 00:13:23,003 I know the optics on this aren't great, 357 00:13:23,105 --> 00:13:26,079 and I don't have an explanation for how I know this, 358 00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,684 but you have to trust me. 359 00:13:27,684 --> 00:13:30,013 So I made up all the stuff about the 13 dialects. 360 00:13:31,490 --> 00:13:34,454 When I say I want to humbly apologize. 361 00:13:38,698 --> 00:13:40,434 Down with Woodstone! 362 00:13:40,536 --> 00:13:43,604 Down with Karen! Down with Woodstone! 363 00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:45,672 Down with Karen... 364 00:13:45,774 --> 00:13:47,311 Woodstone B and B, are you canceling 365 00:13:47,413 --> 00:13:49,172 for the reason I think you are? 366 00:13:49,274 --> 00:13:50,642 Totally get it. Have a great day. 367 00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:51,967 Down with Karen! Down with... 368 00:13:55,354 --> 00:13:58,200 Silver bird in sky, killer of cod, 369 00:13:58,303 --> 00:14:01,188 I curse thee to Niflheim! 370 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:03,562 Hey, Thor, could I talk to you for a second? 371 00:14:03,664 --> 00:14:06,782 Yeah, just yelling at silver bird. 372 00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:08,057 Cool, cool. 373 00:14:08,161 --> 00:14:10,336 So, listen, I think it is so great 374 00:14:10,438 --> 00:14:12,241 that you want to turn people on to the environment, 375 00:14:12,343 --> 00:14:16,799 but you can't just make everyone feel bad about themselves. 376 00:14:16,903 --> 00:14:17,908 Why not? 377 00:14:18,011 --> 00:14:19,517 Well, when we protested 378 00:14:19,619 --> 00:14:22,261 the war in Vietnam, we didn't just yell at people all day. 379 00:14:22,364 --> 00:14:24,011 We went to music festivals 380 00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,251 and did lots of drugs. You see what I mean? 381 00:14:26,353 --> 00:14:28,934 Thor not good at drugs. When alive, 382 00:14:29,037 --> 00:14:31,411 drink tea of stinking henbane 383 00:14:31,513 --> 00:14:32,925 and instead of having rapturous visions, 384 00:14:33,028 --> 00:14:36,071 Thor just get worried no one like Thor. 385 00:14:36,173 --> 00:14:37,775 I'm saying we had a movement, 386 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,122 which people wanted to be a part of. 387 00:14:40,224 --> 00:14:42,039 You can't just... 388 00:14:42,142 --> 00:14:44,646 yell at people, you have to inspire them. 389 00:14:44,749 --> 00:14:47,894 Yes. Like when executing Danes in countryside, 390 00:14:47,996 --> 00:14:50,949 leave one alive to tell tales of brutality. 391 00:14:51,052 --> 00:14:52,220 You mean like that? 392 00:14:52,322 --> 00:14:53,994 Okay, I'm gonna say yes, 393 00:14:54,097 --> 00:14:56,147 'cause I don't want to hear any more examples, 394 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:58,351 but I'm sure you'll figure something out. 395 00:14:58,453 --> 00:14:59,557 - Okay. - Okay. 396 00:14:59,659 --> 00:15:01,538 - Figuring it out. - All right. 397 00:15:02,643 --> 00:15:04,055 So the protestors are finally gone, 398 00:15:04,158 --> 00:15:06,532 but not before I had to profusely apologize 399 00:15:06,634 --> 00:15:09,005 for being brazenly ignorant about Lenape culture. 400 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,049 What the hell, Sasappis? Why did you lie to me? 401 00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:13,740 I'm sorry, Sam, but it wasn't all a lie. 402 00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:15,549 The tree is important. 403 00:15:15,651 --> 00:15:18,427 It was there when I was alive, and I did make those marks. 404 00:15:18,531 --> 00:15:19,939 Okay, so what do they really mean? 405 00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:22,612 They represent the 13 times 406 00:15:22,715 --> 00:15:25,459 that Shiki said "hi" to me. 407 00:15:25,562 --> 00:15:26,842 What's going on? 408 00:15:26,945 --> 00:15:30,960 The markings were every time Shiki said "hi" to Sass. 409 00:15:31,062 --> 00:15:33,103 Really? 410 00:15:33,205 --> 00:15:35,348 Just "hi"? 411 00:15:35,452 --> 00:15:36,552 Okay, I'm not proud of it. 412 00:15:36,654 --> 00:15:38,061 Why didn't you tell me? 413 00:15:38,163 --> 00:15:39,642 I thought if you knew what they actually meant, 414 00:15:39,642 --> 00:15:40,978 you wouldn't think they were important, 415 00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:43,020 and you wouldn't help me protect the tree. 416 00:15:43,123 --> 00:15:46,001 - It is my unfortunate duty to inform you... - Tree dead! 417 00:15:46,104 --> 00:15:48,681 Yes, I was trying to be more delicate, 418 00:15:48,784 --> 00:15:50,828 but, yes, tree dead. 419 00:15:50,931 --> 00:15:53,844 Wow, it's really gone. 420 00:15:53,948 --> 00:15:55,958 So were "hi's" more significant back then? 421 00:15:56,062 --> 00:15:57,125 Shh. 422 00:15:57,228 --> 00:15:59,270 Thor been here a thousand years. 423 00:15:59,373 --> 00:16:01,616 Many things that were once here, plentiful, 424 00:16:01,719 --> 00:16:03,093 now gone. 425 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:05,838 Not blaming Sam even though she use blow dryer 426 00:16:05,941 --> 00:16:08,462 entire hour every day. 427 00:16:09,895 --> 00:16:11,305 You're right, Thor. 428 00:16:11,407 --> 00:16:12,912 It's all gone. 429 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:15,025 You know, I don't think it was just about 430 00:16:15,127 --> 00:16:17,735 the markings that I made on that tree. It's that... 431 00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:20,012 everything's gone. 432 00:16:20,115 --> 00:16:21,990 My people were pushed out. 433 00:16:22,093 --> 00:16:24,139 I watched all of it happen. 434 00:16:24,243 --> 00:16:27,623 And that tree was the last thing left from when I was alive. 435 00:16:27,726 --> 00:16:31,108 And now it's gone, too. 436 00:16:35,706 --> 00:16:38,017 I wish there was something we could do. 437 00:16:38,119 --> 00:16:40,856 Need to inspire. 438 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:41,998 What's that? 439 00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:44,608 Thor think Thor have idea. 440 00:16:45,888 --> 00:16:47,298 It's just hard to have much hope 441 00:16:47,402 --> 00:16:49,535 when it's presented like that. 442 00:16:51,983 --> 00:16:53,960 So, what is this? 443 00:16:54,062 --> 00:16:55,903 What do y'all want to do? 444 00:16:56,005 --> 00:16:57,985 Sass, oldest friend. 445 00:16:58,087 --> 00:17:00,393 We can't bring back what you've lost. 446 00:17:00,496 --> 00:17:03,344 But from the past is born the future. 447 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,461 These are seeds from the tree. 448 00:17:05,563 --> 00:17:07,270 June and Ally gave them to us. 449 00:17:07,373 --> 00:17:09,339 So, from your tree 450 00:17:09,442 --> 00:17:11,415 will blossom many new trees. 451 00:17:11,518 --> 00:17:13,494 And your tree of friendship 452 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:15,842 with Shiki will now be whole area 453 00:17:15,944 --> 00:17:17,683 of friendship. 454 00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:21,174 Sort of a friend zone is what you're saying? 455 00:17:21,276 --> 00:17:22,945 Yes, friend zone. 456 00:17:23,048 --> 00:17:24,052 Well put. 457 00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,461 Oh, God. 458 00:17:25,563 --> 00:17:26,808 No better place to be. 459 00:17:26,808 --> 00:17:29,144 Samantha, a man approaches. 460 00:17:29,246 --> 00:17:31,699 Oh, hey, it's Bob. 461 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:34,205 - Hey, Bob. - We invited Bob over 462 00:17:34,308 --> 00:17:35,579 to do a land acknowledgement. 463 00:17:35,682 --> 00:17:36,962 It's a way that we can honor the Lenape, 464 00:17:36,962 --> 00:17:38,424 who lived right here on this land. 465 00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:39,765 It's just a small gesture 466 00:17:39,867 --> 00:17:42,547 so that we can keep their presence alive here. 467 00:17:42,649 --> 00:17:45,427 Who are you guys explaining this to? 468 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,909 Oh, uh, each other. 469 00:17:48,011 --> 00:17:50,457 Yep. We like to explain things to each other. 470 00:17:50,559 --> 00:17:52,939 God love these dummies. 471 00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:54,514 Okay, well, uh, 472 00:17:54,616 --> 00:17:56,586 I kind of have a lunch thing I got to get to. 473 00:17:56,688 --> 00:17:58,371 Right, sorry. Go ahead. 474 00:17:58,475 --> 00:18:01,451 That's the thing, a-a land acknowledgment isn't something 475 00:18:01,554 --> 00:18:03,261 for me to do. It's something for you to do. 476 00:18:03,364 --> 00:18:05,907 I already know about our history. 477 00:18:06,010 --> 00:18:07,383 Bob rocks. 478 00:18:07,485 --> 00:18:09,593 It's up to you, who now want to live 479 00:18:09,696 --> 00:18:12,639 and work on this land, to honor and acknowledge 480 00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:14,683 that sometimes difficult history. 481 00:18:14,785 --> 00:18:17,232 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. 482 00:18:17,334 --> 00:18:19,580 I'll give it a shot. 483 00:18:21,019 --> 00:18:23,632 As we build our lives and our business here, 484 00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,051 we want to acknowledge that this is 485 00:18:26,154 --> 00:18:28,053 the ancestral land of the Lenape. 486 00:18:28,155 --> 00:18:30,234 They have taken care of this land for generations, 487 00:18:30,337 --> 00:18:34,657 and it is an honor to continue that tradition. 488 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:37,675 Thank you, Sam. 489 00:18:38,579 --> 00:18:41,558 If you'd like, I could do a traditional welcome, in-in Lenape. 490 00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:43,033 Yeah, we'd love that. 491 00:18:53,996 --> 00:18:57,744 We are glad because you people come to Lenapehoking. 492 00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:00,160 Live well while you are here. 493 00:19:00,262 --> 00:19:01,431 Thank you. 494 00:19:01,534 --> 00:19:03,205 That was beautiful, Bob. 495 00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:06,859 - It's been a pleasure, yeah. - Thank you. 496 00:19:06,963 --> 00:19:08,968 We will watch these trees grow... 497 00:19:09,071 --> 00:19:11,419 together, my oldest friend. 498 00:19:11,522 --> 00:19:13,694 Yep, we're not going anywhere. 499 00:19:13,796 --> 00:19:15,223 Thanks, bud. 500 00:19:15,302 --> 00:19:16,081 Yeah. 501 00:19:16,109 --> 00:19:17,381 Friend zone! 502 00:19:17,461 --> 00:19:19,460 - Friend zone! Friend zone! - Stop! 503 00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,309 - Friend zone! Friend zone! - Stop! Okay! 504 00:19:21,389 --> 00:19:22,581 - Friend zone... - Okay... 505 00:19:27,238 --> 00:19:28,250 Thor. 506 00:19:28,329 --> 00:19:29,536 I thought it was really cool, 507 00:19:29,638 --> 00:19:31,241 what you did with Sass' Friend Zone. 508 00:19:31,343 --> 00:19:33,221 That name's sticking, isn't it? 509 00:19:33,325 --> 00:19:34,940 You did something for the environment, 510 00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:38,398 but you also did it in a way that inspired people. 511 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,148 I'm impressed. 512 00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:41,560 It was nothing. 513 00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:44,234 Me, too, Thor, especially because it won't even affect you. 514 00:19:44,235 --> 00:19:46,058 It's Jay and my kids and their kids 515 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:49,046 that are gonna have to deal with all this climate change stuff. 516 00:19:49,148 --> 00:19:51,869 Wait, are you pregnant? Did Jay's seed find purchase? 517 00:19:51,972 --> 00:19:54,379 Am I about to be a great-great- great-great-great-aunt? 518 00:19:54,482 --> 00:19:56,767 No. I just meant because Thor's a ghost, 519 00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:58,509 so his life isn't gonna change 520 00:19:58,612 --> 00:20:00,726 because of drought or rising sea levels. 521 00:20:00,828 --> 00:20:04,235 In a way, I'd almost think you'd want climate change to happen faster. 522 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,770 The sooner the Livings kill themselves, 523 00:20:05,873 --> 00:20:08,225 the sooner the Earth goes back to normal. 524 00:20:08,327 --> 00:20:10,874 Wait, this is so true. 525 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,329 This is not Thor's problem at all. 526 00:20:13,432 --> 00:20:15,172 Samantha, Thor change mind. 527 00:20:15,275 --> 00:20:17,893 Climate change great thing. Keep up good work. 528 00:20:17,995 --> 00:20:21,586 Get the Livings to die faster to usher in glorious new era! 529 00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:23,058 - Oh, no, no. - Yes! 530 00:20:24,815 --> 00:20:26,560 - He's blowing it, isn't he? - Yeah. 531 00:20:26,663 --> 00:20:28,473 But I probably won't remember it, 532 00:20:28,576 --> 00:20:30,017 so he's still got a chance. 533 00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:37,220 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -